I've been fucking tagged. Oh holy fucking joy!

I come back for the first time in fucking weeks and the only damn comment I got was this the lil feckerbetch tagathon. WELL FUCK YOUS I AINT TAGGIN NOBODY. IONT HAVE THE TIME YOU SEE. SO I CHANGE THE RULES LIL BIT

I was tagged by this asshole:

Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours...

1. I eat popcorn like I breathe air.
2. I love satan.
3. I can stand longer than I can sit.
4. I can shit longer than I can sit
5. I can pee longer than I shit
6. And my shits are longer than a wide field of clean cut corn.